My Asteroid Wants to Kill Your Planet

by Jp from the Hp

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released 04 March 2013

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Track Name: My Asteroid
Verse 1

Stupid people make me nuts
Thats the number one thing said by stupid people
Stu[id people make the world go round
Just like stupid songs make ya girl go down
Stupid things are the coolest the coolest.
Inteligence is just foolish foolish
Give me a cigarette put me in a hummer
Hook me up with a kilo I'll bang all summer
Let me dumb it down a little
Being bad is so good girl, let ya pussy trickle
Trickle down like reagonomics
If i cant sell cd's im slanging chronic
I once knew a dude names Haley's Comet
He never showed up and it made me vomit
Juice and Gin let the games begin
Satan aint ready for the flame i spit
Last cd I said Bang my shit
This cd is a little different
My asteroid wants to kill your planet
were made at the world and were gonna handle it
Kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick
Kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick

Verse 2

My best friend remains incognito
He kills whitesm asains, arabics, and negroes.
Dont try to be a hero
Because your chances of bringing him down are zero
Call it armegeddon no affleck or willis
no aerosmith song , no box office tickets
no happy endings , death is certain
if he lands in Iraq in the sandy surface
Its massive earthqaukes and global shockwaves
AND DONT THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR UNDERGROUND CAVES
put your ak's away and run for the hills
my buddy's invincible whoya gonna kill?
someone had to call him im the man to do it
expect tidal waves if he lands in fluid
learn to swim learn to fly,
Ive been waiting all my life for you germs to die

Verse 3

Its a nasty filthy, dirty world
And my Asteroid, My asteroids a real clean guy
Turn the dirty world to a burnt bean pie
Suffocate on the ashes that make up the sky
its a global catastophe , wake up and die
curl and cry and ask god why
put a crater in russia, the size of america
survivors kill each other in the rise of hysteria
nobodys safe not even the president
from outer space all u can see is the remnants
no good food not neya clean water
you picked a bad tie to raise ya son and a daughter
sky turns black and the sun gets hotter
interstate highwqays run with lava
kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick
Kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick
Track Name: John Panich is Dead (Featuring Joe Average)
Verse 1

I've been walking round eleven month dead as fuck
Feeling broke as fuck, dumb as fuck, broke as fuck
If I know one thing, its im a hopeless fuck.
I fucking slit my throat , close it up and sewed it up
Now im drunk as fuck , on my bvack throwing up
throwing middle fingers up to artist blowqing up
sending invitations hoping that they're showing up
to my funeral to watch my casket closing up
Im bout to take one to the dome like John Lennon
If they bury me , it wont be in all brown linen
They'll probably bury me butt naked still breathing
Still screaming , still rapping , still dreaming
Like a still born baby , eyes shut still sleeping
That probably should have never made it past the seed of semen
John panich ios dead, for no damn reason
Just like why he was born . For no damn reason.

Chorus (Joe Average)

Why do they treat like an animal
WHy do they treat me like a criminal
why do they question my intentions
Im tired of the questions
Why do they hate on me
And oh, was it something that i said?
Oh. Was it the voices in my head?
Maybe I'm, better of dead .

Verse 2

This aint a verse this a suicide note
Its assitsted suicide , Im feeling suicide broke
let my knife slip and slide down my suicide throat
Bitch this aint no dance track, this is do or die hoe
and homie you and I know, We both gonna die slow
The stars in the sky burnt out along time ago
and they were never really there like my dying hope.
If jack kervorkian was here he would tie the rope
Im so broke I still were my girls deoderrant
We broke up over 7 fucking years ago, Im over it
Im going overboard, over lord, Oh my lord
One thing i know for sure .. pull the chord , Por favor
cause at this point , I dont even know if Im alive
(censored) or Im immune to cyanide
The all seeing eye never fucking dies, what the hell
Ill kill myself before 2012


Chorus (Joe Average)

Why do they treat like an animal
WHy do they treat me like a criminal
why do they question my intentions
Im tired of the questions
Why do they hate on me
And oh, was it something that i said?
Oh. Was it the voices in my head?
Maybe I'm, better of dead .


Bridge:
I got my mind made up come lets get in , get into
You know what.. Let is ride. Tonights the night

I got my mind made up come lets get in , get into
You know what.. Let is ride. Tonights the night

Bear witness to the dopest fucking rhyme I wrote
Taking off my coat, SLitting my throat
Bear witness to the dopest fucking rhyme I wrote
Taking off my coat, SLitting my throat
Track Name: Blow up Like the World
MOney good yeah money money real good
Get some money BUy ya stuff that makes ya feel good
I bought a mini van, and a pound of weed
now every piggie in the city is surrounding me
an all american hustler thought i told ya so
like the world trade fucka im supposed to blow
i ve been spitting since a kid in a high chair
and ima keep shitting till they put me back in diapers
till i pull up in a fresh pair of pull-ups
hop out my new hybrid , shot gun a natty ice beer
American dream the third world nightmare
we made big guns so we didint have to fight fair
I was in poverty for like a quarter century
now im feelign like a million dollars when they mention me
being with a gangster was every girls dream
thats why i started robbing people when i turned thirteen GOOOOO!

Chorus

Bridge (Bread)
Money good , MOney Moeny real good
By some shit to make your stupid ass feel good
Money good money real real real good .
Now your gonna feel real real real good .

Verse 2

My Cd's out see deez nuts
Shut your greedy mouth and feed me lunch
I cant stand the radio and tv sucks
(awww Shut up dude your cd sucks)
Suck my nuts and buy my shit
So I can get gucci interior for my whip
26 inch screens for my porno flicks
Its not delivery its Digiorno bitch
And I know that dont make now sense
'But I dont give shit now Im trying to pay my rent. YES!
Stupid is as stupid does
Im trying to spit so dumb I make stupid bucks
Spin something for the groupy sluts
SHe aint a dumb ass but she got a stupid butt .
This jim beam got me too damn drunk,
this emcees hammered you cant touch this

Chorus

Bridge (Bread)
Money good , MOney Moeny real good
By some shit to make your stupid ass feel good
Money good money real real real good .
Now your gonna feel real real real good .

Verse 3

Shit me sell out , never that
They stare cause I gre out my hair and lost the fitted cap
Now Im feeling better than I ever have
Made a cd full of sweet beats and clever raps
Good songs about real life shit
And if you pay attention to it then you will like it
some shit to make ya happy when you feel like shit ,
and dissolve all your problems that your dealing with
Cause lifes still a bitch
You can do what you want unless your filthy rich
That why I wont stop until im rich
till my youtube account has a billion hits
A million dollars to heal my friends
Dream house for my moms Ima build that shit
Cause life always gonna suck but money helps
We gotta make it out this mother fuck before 2012

Chorus
Track Name: Dream (Featuring Pierre Anthony)
This song goes out to all the dreams who dont want to wake up


Verse 1

It was a dream, everything was perfect
I finally had my voice heard OHH it was perfect
Didn't feel worthless , JP had a purpose
I finally found a way that I could give the world a service
Express my own views in a way people understand
And help people proceed down the path of good
I could speak real without people looking at me funny
And rhyme for a reason other than getting money
And everyone was listening the whole town was healing
We had good jobs to now drug dealing
we talked our problems there were now hard feelings
no more shooting and no more stealing
Every man had a women every women had a man
and every child fely love cause they were part of the plan
though i knew that i would wake and it would all be gone
I still found my peice of heaven through dream in a song

Chorus (Pierre Anthony)

I had a dream last night
I wished with all my might
That is was real

(It was all a dream)

Verse 2

Sometime I wish that I could sleep forever
Cause all the things in my dream are better
I never lost friends over schemes for cheddar
And my mom and dad still wanna be together
No more family fueds over stuff that meant nothign
I finally found away to quit the cigarette puffing
Never did county time for illegal hustling
so I never spent a night away from __________
And i wrote her an whole album full of love songs
So if we ever had doubts my words would keep us strong
I made a million dollars off of my love for her
And i bought a million little thigns to comfort her
We made a beautiful an artist and a poet
I never heard this song, because I never wrote it
I feel asleep when she said we gotta break up
Cause real life sucks and I dont wanna wake up


Chorus (Pierre Anthony)

I had a dream last night
I wished with all my might
That is was real

(It was all a dream)

Bridge (Pierre Anthony)
I had a dream last night
I had a dream last night

Verse 3

I had the perfect girl
We were great for each other
Perfect like we couldn't escape being lovers
a love so true no way would it falter
Our hearts filled with joy on out way to the alter
We both said I do , I looked at my mom and cried
And she gave her son away to most beautiful bride
Soul mates joined in matrimony who could deny
Had a honey moon in paris like i knew she would like it
You and I together stay true till we die
I had a star named after you in my sky
She was the foundation the apple in my eye
The cream in my coffee the sugar in my pie
the angel that wiped that booger out my eye
I never lost her and i never had to cry
though i knew that i would wake and it would all be gone
I still found my piece of heaven through a dream in a song .


Chorus (Pierre Anthony)

I had a dream last night
I wished with all my might
That is was real

(It was all a dream)

Bridge (Pierre Anthony)
I had a dream last night
I had a dream last night
Track Name: Days Go By
Verse 1

17 years young. Not a thing between my ears , dumb,
Yup, Dum(b) Diddy
Bumping 2 Pac , tell the law the come and get me
Acting like a thug, my parents were fucking hippies
That's 8 years ago and I know that it sounds trippy,
But time flies by in a jiffy
Now I'm 24, fully grown getting tipsy.
Drinking too much, and I can feel it in my kidneys
(Doesn't anybody have a fresh pair that they could give me )
I need to be alone so I can focus on my dream
I mean it feels like I'm the dopest on the scene
But supposedly, nobody is scoping it for me
Gee
I'm unseen, I unsigned. I need to unwind
Take a hit of the weed, get some relief for my feeble mind.
Like whats in store for us?
Maybe we'll see in time.
Maybe not, maybe the plan is to keep us blind.
I feel like Fox Mulder, searching for the truth.
Paranoid that I just saw a person on the roof
Trying to snipe me out , why they fucking with Panich
A mess.
A depressed drunk schizophrenic


Chorus

Days they change
But pain remains
I've been feeling unstable

Days they change but pain remains
I'm just watching the days go by

I'm just watching the days go by.

Verse 2

Smoke a cigarette and take 6 minutes off my life
Since the beginning of my life I've been living trife
Paranoid out my mind watching Zeitgeist
I don't know what to believe maybe I need Christ
Man I just need a light
Give me some fucking weed aight?
Pull the wool over my eyes, I dont wanna see the light.
I wish I didn't know shit, how to read or write.
I would have took the red pill at the speed of light
Time are changing, I'm insane, I need ...
Some where comfortable to hide my brain.
And let my soul fly away cause my minds in pain.
Give me control of day. Help me find my way....
Through the builderberg, rockafella, loose change, propaganda, 2012 december, HAARP weapon, I surrender.
Freed.
Till I awoke from a dream.
A year later, still broke, in HP



Chorus

Days they change
But pain remains
I've been feeling unstable

Days they change but pain remains
I'm just watching the days go by

I'm just watching the days go by.


Verse 3

They say the bad times make us who we truly are.
The good times fly by us like a shooting star
I try not to get involved with all the hoopla
But it consumes me the same as it consumes yall.
And I wish it was the other way around
But the bullshit got me on my knees praying now
But I ain't down even though I wish I could
If I could just die now and go to heaven then I would
Cause who am I to turn to? Who am I to trust in?
Why good people always hurt so much, It sucks
But its true, I need to adjust
I Need to be relieved from the greed and the lust .
I wish I could just fit in tag along and
Make a whole cd full of happy songs
But that would be wrong cause that ain't how I feel
I cannot be any other way than real
Cause this is how I deal with the pain that's instilled in my brain
Days change but I still feel the same
Give me the fortune and the thrills and the fame
Still the same old JP, watching the days go.......

Chorus

Days they change
But pain remains
I've been feeling unstable

Days they change but pain remains
I'm just watching the days go by

I'm just watching the days go by.

Outro Bridge

We getting high watching ( Days go by)
Look to the skies watching ( Days go by)
Hoping I fly watching ( Days go by)
Waiting to die watching ( Days go By)

Good bye
Track Name: Love Tap
Verse 1

Sorry I don't fit the mold.
But I'm a bold individual
Swollen ass testicles, Skull of an imbecile
It don't show but I'm broken from head to toe
Good vs evil got my soul in a figure four
I'm so stressed cause I know I'm the best
But there's a fucking traffic jam on the road to success
I plow through it in a tank full of hatred
Tank on E but I'm thankful I made it
Wait a minute shit made it to what?
not one of my hits got played in the club
Rappers go to prison and they aint even thugs
bet all them mother fuckers got raped in the butt
Ill take a bullet for this rap shit I'm serious
That's why I'm on stage all acting delirious
And i don't care if you fagots are hearing this
Ill spit a fucking verse that will shatter the pyramids

Chorus
Wait a minute

Verse 2

All you lame ass tame ass average ass rappers
just aint in my weight class you cracker ass crackers
I cant help it I'm a savage ass bastard
but i gotta set the bar
I aint having that wack shit
Black rappers you can get it too
Its up to you but you really should respect a dude
You cant tell me that my flow aint respectable
that's why I'm on this track and Im showing my testicles
Damn, these cats are so unprofessional
Trying to plant seeds but I aint growing no vegetables
these dudes are 30 , still trying to blow
Ships done sailed dont you know you should let it go
Your fucking microphones got rust on it
this shit is getting old like the fucking Dubphonix
What up Detroit I told you I got this
And I dont need a beat from Black Milk or Eddie Logix

Chorus

Wait a minute

Verse 3

This aint a diss track its a love tap
Warning all you bitch ass rappers to get the fuck back
And if you get pissed then make a comeback
Next month your gonna be dangling from my nutsack
You wanna build we can build , but it looks like you wanna keep the real shit concealed
Don't wanna build then its time to compete
Lets find out who's got the hottest rhymes in the streets
Who's got the grimiest beats ?
And the best music videos out of the D
Who's
Making more moves
Who's
turning more heads
Who's
paying more dues
WHo's
earning more bread
Who's
hot on they grind
Who's
out of they mind
Who's
bout to get signed
Who's
Optimus Prime
I AM
I'm dropping this time aint none of y'all mother fuckers stopping my shine

Chorus

Wait a minute
Track Name: You Won't Feel a Thing (Featuring Brandon Mylenek)
Chorus ( Brandon Mylenek)

Said I'm smiling on the outside
But I'm screaming on the inside
Tightrope walking, wind just blew by
Yes Im dangling on a thin line
Momma's callin saying goodbye
Guess this time I'm on on the dark side
Mountains crumbling as i walk by
Waiting for my time to get mine

Verse 1

Im starving like my marvin ran out
They cut the bridge card now I pray to the stars with my hand out
Running down the street with my ass out
In the snow for a video till I pass out
The things the day brings
And just to pay rent we gotta do slave things
At B Dubs scrubbing floors, shaking wings
Hot BBQ , Blazing Wings, Asain Zings.
I feel like a Caribbean Jerk
Im 26 still having trouble getting to work.
I thought I had some shit in the works
But I forgot it cost money just to get your shit heard
Word ?
Im talking Bernstein money
Dope man money, not Burger King money
Plus this fast foods hurting me plently
Bout to run up on em show em that murder aint funny

CHorus ( Brandon Mylenek)

Said I'm smiling on the outside
But I'M screaming on the inside
Tightrope walking wind just blew by
Yes Im dangling by a thin line
Momma's callin saying good by
Guess this time im on on the dark side
Mountains crumbling as i walk by
Waiting for my time to get mine

Verse 2

In detroit everybody and there momma raps
Kind of makes me wanna put my momma on a track
GO
(My MOM)
Im Jps mom
I run a day care
My sons a fool
He gives me grey hair
By his cd so he stops bugging me
Facebook.com Jp from the Hp
(me)
Thanks mom your check in the mail
Now by my cd and save the rest for my bail
My struggles so comical
It keeps me sane while I juggle the impossible
My sanity's as fragile as a taco shell
And everyones an enemy of me as far as I can tell
I do a show and everybody yells BRAVO!!!
5 hours later I'm back at the Del Taco
Whats up vato, Wake up and smell the nachos
Feelign like a loser but my pops is hella proud though

CHorus ( Brandon Mylenek)

Said I'm smiling on the outside
But I'M screaming on the inside
Tightrope walking wind just blew by
Yes Im dangling by a thin line
Momma's callin saying good by
Guess this time im on on the dark side
Mountains crumbling as i walk by
Waiting for my time to get mine

Bridge
If I stick the needle in your arm to inject you with the real shit
You wont feel a thing
When I stick that needle in your vein to inject you with the real shit
You wont feel a thing
Fuck no Yall Wont feel a thing
You WOnt Feel a thing
When I stick that needle in your vein to inject you with the real shit

Verse 3
They say the nail that stick out gets hammered
No wonder Why Im always fucking drunk
Always runner up, Local press wont show no love
And my friends tell me to shut up
But Im about to nut up
Real detroit I got the best shit period
WHo had a better video? Come on are you serious ?
Im just curious as how the fuck I get heard
Doing what I can but still crawling like an inch worm
Calling all these interns
PLay my fucking shit now
Write a fucking column about how the fuck I get down
Tell em all Im lyrical, Tell em all I'm dope
Tell em all Im Obi Wan Kenobi's only hope
What up Metro Times? Im hip with the Times
I spit retro rhymes and I'm pissed all the time
Im just a poor dude saying shit I can afford to
Cause pretty soon you wont ignore me but ill ignore you

Bridge

Do DO do do do do do do do do do do do do do do


Bridge
If I stick the needle in your arm to inject you with the real shit
You wont feel a thing
When I stick that needle in your vein to inject you with the real shit
You wont feel a thing
Fuck no Yall Wont feel a thing
You Wont Feel a thing
When I stick that needle in your vein to inject you with the real shit
Track Name: Don't Want No Bitch
Verse 1

Dont want no stripper girl
Dont want no prostitute
I wanna real girl
One that dont fuck for loot
I wanna clasy chick
not no nasty chick
One that respects a good dude that dont have to trick
I want her tasteful
I want her faithful
I want a real real girl not no fake hoe
I want her paid yo
But not no stage hoe
And she dont need a pull to generate her bank roll
She likes that hip hop
Not that strip hop
She always reminds me that my shits hot
And shes a smart lady
Yup, a college lady
She's gonna be a teacher and spread her knowledge maybe
Shes got a plan in life
We could be man and wife
Yellow, drown Puerto rican or black or white
If she aint actin right, she'd gotta dust it off.
And try again some other time cause she she was coming soft

CHorus

Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Bitch I dont want you
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hoe I dont want you
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Bitch I dont want you
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Hoe I dont want you

Verse 2

Oh come on stop it girl
You know you rock my world
Although I probably just confused to shit out ya girl
So I apologize, Casue baby your my prize
And I cant stand to see ya hanging with those other guys
Cuase Im a real man, You want a real man?
I'm not your meal plan but girl Ill make ya feel grand
And we cant take it slow
Or we can get to business ,
I cant stay with ya or forget ya babay , when we finished
But Id rather stay with ya , and just lay with ya
and eat food and watch movies all day with ya
You got me mezmorized ,by your your girl powers
You do deserve the flowers, baby the world is ours
Because you aint a hoe , and baby this I know
So I would like to get to know ya better here we go
I think that we can grow, we got a lot in common
If I catch ya bumpin someone else then we gotta problem


CHorus

Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Bitch I dont want you
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hoe I dont want you
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Bitch I dont want you
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Hoe I dont want you

Verse 3

Now when I first met her she was classy she was stunning
She was actually so flashy that I could see her coming
She was blinding she was frightning , But she made me take a liking to her
I pursued her knowing she was going to be the one Im wifing
My heart was jumping , it was thumping in my chest
So i wondered over to her , I was stunned and I confess
that if i had a chance to love her than that love would be the best
But I was blind because my eyes were on her buns and on her breast
and on her eyes and on here thighs and on a ton of freaky sex
I dont imagined everything Im think what could we do next
and i expected it to work i gave her trust until the end
but then she said lets take a break and started fucking all my friends
im think what the fuck is up what a connundrum we are in
just when you think you got it made you dont know whats around the bend
And after all the stuff shes done , she wants to come to you again ?
get out of here , dont want to bitch dont want no slut as my girlfriend

CHorus

Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Bitch I dont want you
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hoe I dont want you
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Bitch I dont want you
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Hoe I dont want you
Track Name: Like a Star (Featuring Joe Average)
Chorus

Joe Average

I can treat you like a star
I put that on everything
Put you in a brand new fancy car
Show you the finer things
But I know just what you are
you wanna do those things you do
So much for me and you ( It's true)
I can treat you like a hoe
I put that on everything
Cause I've seen you kind before
Don't you have better things...
To do (To do) (To do) (To do)
I know just what to do with you.
One more fuck and we are through

Verse 1

Joe Average

I dont make thug music I dont dont make love music
I make drunk music for sluts that fuck to it
Baby I be notice you notciing that im fly
And ive been watching you the whole time cant even lie
and got no lines , baby boo so dont be shy
Get right to the point , theres onlyone thing on my mind
My oh my rarely i land something so fly
but if we aint talking bout fucking dont waste my time
oh .. you didint know that i didint want to get to know ya ? ohh
and you believed those nice things that i told ya? yo
All I wanna do it indecently exposed to ya and show ya
that i got a boner the size of Florida
Thats how it is and I dont mean to move fast ..
But Ive been seducted and hypnotized by that ass
Just hope in the whip and dont be asking me for cash
Ill hit the brake so hard ill give thatass some whiplash
Cause lately I be wishing upon a star ..
that one day I will be fucking you in my car
Until then I will be treating you like ahoe

Thats J-O-E and thats average so know you know Yo

Chorus

Joe Average

I can treat you like a star
I put that on everything
Put you in a brand new fancy car
Show you the finer things
But I know just what you are
you wanna do those things you do
So much for me and you ( It's true)
I can treat you like a hoe
I put that on everything
Cause I've seen you kind before
Don't you have better things...
To do (To do) (To do) (To do)
I know just what to do with you.
One more fuck and we are through

Verse 2

Lets the games girl lets get into some OOO EEE OOOO
Your'e my number one groupy booo
Lets cut that boo shit and get into some new shit
My homies coming over lets see if you can take two dicks
You claim to be a freak well baby prove it
Move it , and I aint callin you back if you spit
Whose is this ? Jps put a stamp on it
Thought i was in heaven when the pussy walls clamped on it
She wanted me to hit raw dawg , well dag gonnit ..
You can have a baby hoe but I aint going half on it
But if you wanna give I aint gonna pass on it
I aint spending cash on it
Let me run a tab on it
The bitch started catching feeling so I had to bounce
Then my homie BG hit her with the ass to mouth
Whats that about hoee? What are you so sad about ?
Gotta go gotta go more cash to count .. Im out ..

Chorus

Joe Average

I can treat you like a star
I put that on everything
Put you in a brand new fancy car
Show you the finer things
But I know just what you are
you wanna do those things you do
So much for me and you ( It's true)
I can treat you like a hoe
I put that on everything
Cause I've seen you kind before
Don't you have better things...
To do (To do) (To do) (To do)
I know just what to do with you.
One more fuck and we are through
Track Name: Do the Robot (Featuring Bread Beats )
Verse 1

(Bread Beats )
All that people know is shit that they hear other people say
I need to say I work away and sleep away the days away
So why is not hard to see we're just part of a database
And humans are computers who get reprogramed from day to day
I hate to say it , but its not really hard to brainwash kids
and make sure that no matter what they keep up with the latest trends
It seems like i I cant take a step without seeing advertisments
And people see a product and they feel like they should worshipit
WHEN REALLY its a mazing these products for which were paying
And the fact that were not paying attention to kids were rasing and
People are so stupid they wont voluntarily listen
and weve all become corrupt justlike the monetary system see I
Reperesent me , and evidentially residentially I lack potenentially see
Time is money and money means nothing
Nowadays we gott find something that means something

Chorus
So Do the robot, Do the Robot
Everybody in the world do the robot
Cause your a robot , so do the robot
Bitch ass mother fucker so the robot
Cause your a robot Do the robot
Everybody in the world do the robot
Do the robot cause your the robot
Bitch ass mother fucker do the robot

Verse 2

(Jp from the Hp

Lets bring the robot back like it never even left
Evryday cliche with my robot raps
We Know not facts , Just perform odd tasks
Running all day doing whatyour program asks
You wake up and alarm, stretch and yawn
now your at your job working for decpeticon
and truthfully , the world love to treat ya stupidaly
thats why the governement will never tell the truth to me
I used bge postive ., Iused to be do a lot of shit
Now im in this pile of shit choking on this oxyegen
Lifes nothing but zeros and ones
Democrats and republicans , VIllans and nuns
A bunch of robots is what weve become .
Past 60 some years somethings keeping us dumb
Were nothing lke the apes were supposedly from
your cant play your x box without opposable thumbs
Hope that strucka chord .. get it ? Next time your fucking bored
Google earth your city bet it looks like a motherboard
So what was the twin towers ?
Do the robot and fight for whats ours

Chorus
So Do the robot, Do the Robot
Everybody in the world do the robot
Cause your a robot , so do the robot
Bitch ass mother fucker so the robot
Cause your a robot Do the robot
Everybody in the world do the robot
Do the robot cause your the robot
Bitch ass mother fucker do the robot

Bridge
(Bread Beats )

Only thing you dont pay for is air to breath
Life aint nothing but fares and fees
Only thing you dont pay for is air to breath
Life aint nothing but fares and fees
Track Name: Fuck Me Over ( Featuing Benjamin Miles , Joe Average)
Verse One

This mother fucking guy, he wants to sell me dreams
And tell me things I wanna hear ot boostmy self esteem
His says my shit is dope, I sense his jealousy
He's reaching for mny throat everytime i go to sleep
They say Im parnoid, I saw IM well aware
Im well aware of the things your say when Im not there ..
I act like I dont care Inside im plotting back
My defenses are up , Im waiting for attack
I let you in my circle , gave you a chance to breath
But your to damn naive to see that you cant be me
Im seeing past your pleas m, YOur dooing nasty deeds
Your trying to fuck myshit up worse then master p
I helped you just because , and your just ungrateful
I hate to tell you thatIhate you , But I fucking hate you
The fucking shit he does .. Just to geta buzz
I got a question for you go ahead and spit it cuz,

Chorus

Joe Average
WHy you wanna fucking over
Im so sick of being fucked over
Why you wanna fuck over . I dont think you wanna fuck me over
The whole world is trying to fuck me over
and i just wanna live my life without being fucked over

Verse 2

(Benjamin Miles)

Ayo I never felt lucky my distrust for these fucks
is rooted in the numerous humans who tried to fuck me
Past or present in the future i expect it
So my shoulders stay tenser than a vietnam veterans
And thats that real madicine
Feel the negative like im writing in brail lettering
Im to the point that Ill impale any gentlemen
who gives off the impression that hes trying to get the best of ben
Cut by them doubts so Im guessing im a pessimest
Looking down the whole and i cant even see the depths of it
keep getting fucked I just wanted to be celebate
and they refused to stop but i keep fucking yelling
IM like a victim in the basement scared shitless
I hear the villans heavy breathuing in the distance
Liars mooches theives and the bitches
they all wanna fuck me till im broke down and limping


Chorus

Joe Average
WHy you wanna fucking over
Im so sick of being fucked over
Why you wanna fuck over . I dont think you wanna fuck me over
The whole world is trying to fuck me over
and i just wanna live my life without being fucked over



Verse 3

These innercity dumb dumbs and suburbian crum bumbs
are trying to raise hell like they dont know where I come from
If someone tries to fuck me over once more
Ima drop one one ton of trauma on em blunt force
Just come forth show ya color unveil your covers
quitting fronting like you are my brohter , cause I aint sucka
IM fully free of that , homie youaint seeing that
last dude that tried to fuck me overs where the (shhhhhhh)
you wanna reinact my resilence is dwarfing your
miniscule attempts to fuck me over bitch por favor
Please excuse my french fucka I got more in store for ya
Ima demonstrate the art of war for ya
I aint a whore so why you trying to stick to me
I try to live in peace but dramas addicted to me
Lifea a bitch that just swallowed by dick and blew
Im still trying to figure out why they insist on screwing me



Chorus

Joe Average
WHy you wanna fucking over
Im so sick of being fucked over
Why you wanna fuck over . I dont think you wanna fuck me over
The whole world is trying to fuck me over
and i just wanna live my life without being fucked over
Track Name: Broke in Hp (Featuring Bread Beats )
Jp from the Hp

If these shoes could talk, yeah these shoes do talk with the toungue hanging out
Im done bangin gout tracks and no getting paid for it
As I blaze up the butt of a Newport

I wish I had a cigarette
I need to quit5 them cigarettes
But I wish I had a cigarette
I need to get some nicorette

(Bread Beats)

And fuck an emcee Bread Im a emcee broke
Like doom , I got the henny but no cop of cherry coke\
and i got cup full of pennies and trunk full of cans
Put a shot of that henny in the glass in my hand

I wish I had some hennessey
Im sick of drinking ltd
No money for that Hennessey
So Im just drinking Ltd
Im sick of drinking Ltd

Ay this is where I was born and raised
Where on cold ass days I feel worn and daised'
I feel torn away, like a torn out page
I dont wanna see my life get thrown away
I see hell freeze over, like every single year
this cities hell come winter time its cold around here
And yeah so it seems like a sewing machine
that nobody can dream its just to cold to sleep
Yes its cold in this city but this city is in me
And you are where you live , man whereever your living
ANd im in line at the store with no smoke or no plans
and bag with five dollars worth of cans in my hand
In a honda accord , I cant even afford
to put gas in my tank with the money that I make
I making minimum wage Im working minimal days
rememebr back in the days man we used to get blzed

(Jp from the Hp)

Yeah I raised in hp Its crazy
Shady ass crackheads pawning off tv's
broke ass jps pawining off cds
got the same ol bums hanging at mickey d's
Got the same police crashing house parties
same judge giving out probabtion and fees
same slutty ass bitches popping out babies
same young ass kids bugging off zannies
Same old shit man everywhere I go
My car broke down man can I get a tow
I tell everyone that Im leaving soon
But ill get hyomesick when I leave the womb
cause the people hear make me warm inside
They bring me up when Im down and restore my pride
They always remind me that theres more to life
than getting money cause you I cant afford the ice
Cause we all come from practically nothing
people fake like there balleres mbut we no thatthere fronting
but dont worry though when i blow IM cop some rims
for all my friends and get em rooms at the la cassa inn


One of these days , one these days
One of these days , one these days
I*m gonna buy the la casa inn
and give free rent to all of my friends
I*m gonna buy the la casa inn
and give free rent to all of my friends



One of these days , one these days
One of these days , one these days
I*m gonna buy the la casa inn
and give free rent to all of my friends
I*m gonna buy the la casa inn
and give free rent to all of my friends
Track Name: Friends (Featuring Petro, Joe Average, $o-Low)
Verse 1

Jp from the Hp

If I could put in a couple words
Id say hell yeah and let the beat ride
Vibe with me everybody ride with me through the heart of my city
Kind of trippy like a high hippy
everybody drink the Kool-Aid and die with me
Psyche kidding you dont have to do my bidding ,
Id have to say though the flow you know is kind of getting
A little more tight fitting yup I'm shitting
They're telling me to hurry up because the times ticking
But hojnestly Im content with how Im living
Mind drifting through the astral plane
Trying to make it so you all will never have no pain
and when I die just be tere when i pass the flame
ANd everyybody in the building yo IM glad yeah came
This moments so magical
Life sux but it dont have to be sad ya know
Im from the place where airs bad for health ,
and we dont have money so friends equal wqealth
And if you make it out well that depends on yourself
just know that you always got a friends on the shelf ay
Hit me up , you have to be fake look ,
and if my phones cut , we can chat it up on facebook
yeah homies we dont play off that5 e and j
adderal extacy and the weed and yay
and when im feeling bored i can call my homies petro party so hard
No ride but he'll scome get you wheever
Up in shamrocks creaming big blue for ever
Whatever punk dont push me , dont make me have George yelda suck yo pussy
Every single night is fucking Christmas time
glossy eyed goose bumps and i spit this rhyme
I dont know if its the love of the drugs ,
But when Its all said and done I can cuddle with my dove
Rest in Peace Ryan Dunne
He died having fun , I feel like my life's just begun

Chorus (Joe Average and friends )
Friends, the ones that you
When time high or low
Dont it feel good to have friends
When your alone , pick up the phone
Call me up cause we all friends
Pass me a beer pass me a smoke , we all in the same boat as
Friends
Doesn't it feel good to have friends

Petro

See i dont mind a general acquaintance
but hanging with my friends always seems to be the greatest
fake coke , fake weed and a little bit of mushrooms
I love my friends to death hand ill even build there tombs
I think if them like my own king tuts
I think they all love me back aww shucks
When im feeling down feel feeling blue my friends got my back
when we making sounds staying true my friends on the track
Track Name: Number One Song (Featuring Joe Average)
Chorus

(Joe Average)
Everyday Im hustling , Money aint a thang
Number one song after number one song
And you cant knock the hustle and you cant knock the game
cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed
And a damn thang changed Money aint a thang
Number one song after number one song
And you cant knock the hustle and you cant knock the game
cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed
And a damn thang changed

Verse 1

We get money
and spend it on a bunch of dumb shit we dont need
starving children in Africa we dont feed
Hold up poppa dont preach'
Im trying work this gram into an oz
Hopefully the po-po dont slow creep up on me while im sleeping
lock me up and throw away the key
whats wrong with the world when money means everything
were in a recession getting by by any means
I take a look in the streets hustlers and dope fiends
Pimps and hoes strip clubs still getting green
The devils selling us dreams with money making schemes
Were trying to buy happiness, as if it wasnt free
as if it wasnt free ? naw man that wasnt me
like Id spread a good message yall would make fun of me
I hope they choke on a dolla billa in fron of me
while im dropping keynotes at the casino
GO


(Joe AVerage)
Everyday Im hustling , Money aint a thang
Number one song after number one song
And you cant knock the huste and you cant kknock the game
cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed
And a damn thang changed Money aint a thang
Number one song after number one song
And you cant knock the hustle and you cant knock the game
cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed
And a damn thang changed

Verse 2

We get money, Im so paid
Everyone with 26's on the escalade
will yall been stunting like your daddy since the second grade
im in a busted up caddy hoping for better days
Hoping i get a raise , children are ducking strays
From superthugs on the block dumping from aks
all over bank rolls , yup im talking cash flow
if you aint getting that dough then your an asshole
I know im gon get rich but i wish that i could hit fast fowards
and blow past the broke parts and get my bad hoes
gimme my grammy awards and platinum plaques yo 'touring the whole globe dsoing packed shows
8 million dollar homes , popping my collar holmes ,.
no more living with momma im out here on my own
Im on the charts now .. and my numbers strong
I went from bummy man to money man with one song it goes



(Joe AVerage)
Everyday Im hustling , Money aint a thang
Number one song after number one song
And you cant knock the huste and you cant kknock the game
cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed
And a damn thang changed Money aint a thang
Number one song after number one song
And you cant knock the hustle and you cant knock the game
cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed
And a damn thang changed
Track Name: Womb to the Moon
This is my letter im writing to you
I hope your doing good but im feeling kind of blue
Im trying to get my shit straight im trying to get on track
But every step i take its like a take two
I swear there aint nothing to do in this city except get drunk with the crew
thats why i need to get away
cause i don't have control of my day
I swear there's something , that's wrong with my mind
it keeps me from succeeding it keeps me behind what should I do
What should I do ?

You should wake the fuck up smell the damn roses
Its a beautiful world, full of emotions
mountains and oceans , swim to the other side
Climb to the top and swallow the potion
From the womb to the moon, think about that
I said womb to the moon man hows we do that
Snap out of the system your more than a digit
your more than a consumer, your more than a statistic
But you don't even know that's all you think that you are
'you think your an outfit you think your a car
you think with your dick so you drink at the bar
at you wink at that chick and she thinks your a star
but that kind of loving wont get you that far
as soon as you need her that when shell depart '
you had no idea it could hit you that hard
now every drink every drug is a stitch in your heart awww

Take a shot of the liquor
get away from my problems quicker
give me a hit of the weed
indeed that's all i need in this life
in this life

Hello good friend, thanks for the advice
I feel a little better and yove been real nice
Im trying to get right i think im almost there ..
But when shit goes wrong im just not prepared..
I swear there aint nothing for me except WI , 360, and playstation 3
Thats why I dont need to get away ,cause I can just play my games
They say to get out and try to have
That shit is easier said than done , when your depressed
When your depressed


Now once upon a time I was down and out
I would hang my head walk around the town and pout
Then one day it hit me right in the kidneys
Drive through at Wendy's ,I had an epiphany
Never again will i let them get me down, Ill do find with the friends ive found
I feel so loved , I found my identity
A brand new day full of peace and serenity
peace to my love ones peace to my enemies
smoke a peace pip and feast on the energy
take another shot , pour another cup
start a fist fight and go throw up
Im so confused man what should i do
I gave up writing all these letters to you
all your bullshit advice wont get me know where .

Take a shot of the liquor
get away from my problems quicker
give me a hit of the weed
indeed thats all i need in this life
in this life
Id rather get high and play halo in my chair yeaaah

I swear there aint nothing to do in this city except get drunk with the crew
thats why i need to get away
cause i dont have control of my day
I swear there's something , thats wrong with my mind
it keeps me from succeeding it keeps me behind what shoud I do
What should I do ?


Take a shot of the liquor
get away from my problems quicker
give me a hit of the weed
indeed thats all i need in this life
in this life
Id rather get high and play halo in my chair yeaaah
Track Name: We're Just Fine (Featuring Angelica Moross)
Verse 1

Been in the game for 10 years making rap tunes
Since guaranteed was wilin' out smacking dudes
silver spoon living was never a reality
but we made the most to avoid being a causality
young buck though i grew up gradually
Lost for first love Ohh my god what a trgedy
popped alot of pills to dissolve all the agony ,
pouring moonshine in her strawberry daiquiri
well well , somethings they just had to be
going through hell helped develop the man in my
no father figure just a couple quick fixes
who hoes us out again for a couple quick fixes
My sisters kids got it worse though
i gotta be there flame so there hearts dont turn cold
and look im sorry if its personal but personally this is my song in my verse yo
ANd im a spill my soul accordingly
thanks to all the friends and my family who supported me
And if I die dont cry it was supposed to
Just raise a big glass up in the sky and have a toast for me cause


Chorus (Angelica Moross)

We're Just fine
And we dont need much from you
Cause we done mean much to you
Just know that we;re just fine
And we done need much from you
Together well make it though


Verse 2

Just us on a quest for justice
got my gun powder and my musket BLAOW
remember Chris miller stole my pac cd ?
now the years 2012 downloads are free
december 21st spaceships for me
but before that we gotta make history
escape misery slay the industry
pull our swords out and deflate the enemy
cause we aint going out like that ,
not when a couple thousands got my back
same hustle same dream same pain
together is the only way for us to maintain
and girl i love you i will never run away
im not giving up we will be together one day
bright eyes no lies just love
fly away with me up into the sky my dove cause


Chorus (Angelica Moross)

We're Just fine
And we dont need much from you
Cause we done mean much to you
Just know that we;re just fine
And we done need much from you
Together well make it though

Verse 3

Here we are in our beautiful fortress
people outside throwing rocks holding torches
but im prepared i aint scared of them vultures
they just wanna ruin what we have cause its gorgeous
and now i know what i have to do
keep my mind straight keep a positive attitude
keep all your crap from me i aint asking you
im not alive im not dead im just passing though
dont let the bullshit stack up and tower
keep the right people in your life that empower
the human mind is all powerful but negativity can chew you up and devour you
just look at me i used to hate
now your listening to jp from the hp
follow me from the womg to the moon
sucka free 3d smoking aces coming soon and




Chorus (Angelica Moross)

We're Just fine
And we dont need much from you
Cause we done mean much to you
Just know that werre just fine
And we done need much from you
Together well make it though