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My Asteroid Wants to Kill Your Planet

by Jp from the Hp

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1.
My Asteroid 04:46
Verse 1 Stupid people make me nuts Thats the number one thing said by stupid people Stu[id people make the world go round Just like stupid songs make ya girl go down Stupid things are the coolest the coolest. Inteligence is just foolish foolish Give me a cigarette put me in a hummer Hook me up with a kilo I'll bang all summer Let me dumb it down a little Being bad is so good girl, let ya pussy trickle Trickle down like reagonomics If i cant sell cd's im slanging chronic I once knew a dude names Haley's Comet He never showed up and it made me vomit Juice and Gin let the games begin Satan aint ready for the flame i spit Last cd I said Bang my shit This cd is a little different My asteroid wants to kill your planet were made at the world and were gonna handle it Kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick Kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick Verse 2 My best friend remains incognito He kills whitesm asains, arabics, and negroes. Dont try to be a hero Because your chances of bringing him down are zero Call it armegeddon no affleck or willis no aerosmith song , no box office tickets no happy endings , death is certain if he lands in Iraq in the sandy surface Its massive earthqaukes and global shockwaves AND DONT THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR UNDERGROUND CAVES put your ak's away and run for the hills my buddy's invincible whoya gonna kill? someone had to call him im the man to do it expect tidal waves if he lands in fluid learn to swim learn to fly, Ive been waiting all my life for you germs to die Verse 3 Its a nasty filthy, dirty world And my Asteroid, My asteroids a real clean guy Turn the dirty world to a burnt bean pie Suffocate on the ashes that make up the sky its a global catastophe , wake up and die curl and cry and ask god why put a crater in russia, the size of america survivors kill each other in the rise of hysteria nobodys safe not even the president from outer space all u can see is the remnants no good food not neya clean water you picked a bad tie to raise ya son and a daughter sky turns black and the sun gets hotter interstate highwqays run with lava kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick Kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick
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Verse 1 I've been walking round eleven month dead as fuck Feeling broke as fuck, dumb as fuck, broke as fuck If I know one thing, its im a hopeless fuck. I fucking slit my throat , close it up and sewed it up Now im drunk as fuck , on my bvack throwing up throwing middle fingers up to artist blowqing up sending invitations hoping that they're showing up to my funeral to watch my casket closing up Im bout to take one to the dome like John Lennon If they bury me , it wont be in all brown linen They'll probably bury me butt naked still breathing Still screaming , still rapping , still dreaming Like a still born baby , eyes shut still sleeping That probably should have never made it past the seed of semen John panich ios dead, for no damn reason Just like why he was born . For no damn reason. Chorus (Joe Average) Why do they treat like an animal WHy do they treat me like a criminal why do they question my intentions Im tired of the questions Why do they hate on me And oh, was it something that i said? Oh. Was it the voices in my head? Maybe I'm, better of dead . Verse 2 This aint a verse this a suicide note Its assitsted suicide , Im feeling suicide broke let my knife slip and slide down my suicide throat Bitch this aint no dance track, this is do or die hoe and homie you and I know, We both gonna die slow The stars in the sky burnt out along time ago and they were never really there like my dying hope. If jack kervorkian was here he would tie the rope Im so broke I still were my girls deoderrant We broke up over 7 fucking years ago, Im over it Im going overboard, over lord, Oh my lord One thing i know for sure .. pull the chord , Por favor cause at this point , I dont even know if Im alive (censored) or Im immune to cyanide The all seeing eye never fucking dies, what the hell Ill kill myself before 2012 Chorus (Joe Average) Why do they treat like an animal WHy do they treat me like a criminal why do they question my intentions Im tired of the questions Why do they hate on me And oh, was it something that i said? Oh. Was it the voices in my head? Maybe I'm, better of dead . Bridge: I got my mind made up come lets get in , get into You know what.. Let is ride. Tonights the night I got my mind made up come lets get in , get into You know what.. Let is ride. Tonights the night Bear witness to the dopest fucking rhyme I wrote Taking off my coat, SLitting my throat Bear witness to the dopest fucking rhyme I wrote Taking off my coat, SLitting my throat
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MOney good yeah money money real good Get some money BUy ya stuff that makes ya feel good I bought a mini van, and a pound of weed now every piggie in the city is surrounding me an all american hustler thought i told ya so like the world trade fucka im supposed to blow i ve been spitting since a kid in a high chair and ima keep shitting till they put me back in diapers till i pull up in a fresh pair of pull-ups hop out my new hybrid , shot gun a natty ice beer American dream the third world nightmare we made big guns so we didint have to fight fair I was in poverty for like a quarter century now im feelign like a million dollars when they mention me being with a gangster was every girls dream thats why i started robbing people when i turned thirteen GOOOOO! Chorus Bridge (Bread) Money good , MOney Moeny real good By some shit to make your stupid ass feel good Money good money real real real good . Now your gonna feel real real real good . Verse 2 My Cd's out see deez nuts Shut your greedy mouth and feed me lunch I cant stand the radio and tv sucks (awww Shut up dude your cd sucks) Suck my nuts and buy my shit So I can get gucci interior for my whip 26 inch screens for my porno flicks Its not delivery its Digiorno bitch And I know that dont make now sense 'But I dont give shit now Im trying to pay my rent. YES! Stupid is as stupid does Im trying to spit so dumb I make stupid bucks Spin something for the groupy sluts SHe aint a dumb ass but she got a stupid butt . This jim beam got me too damn drunk, this emcees hammered you cant touch this Chorus Bridge (Bread) Money good , MOney Moeny real good By some shit to make your stupid ass feel good Money good money real real real good . Now your gonna feel real real real good . Verse 3 Shit me sell out , never that They stare cause I gre out my hair and lost the fitted cap Now Im feeling better than I ever have Made a cd full of sweet beats and clever raps Good songs about real life shit And if you pay attention to it then you will like it some shit to make ya happy when you feel like shit , and dissolve all your problems that your dealing with Cause lifes still a bitch You can do what you want unless your filthy rich That why I wont stop until im rich till my youtube account has a billion hits A million dollars to heal my friends Dream house for my moms Ima build that shit Cause life always gonna suck but money helps We gotta make it out this mother fuck before 2012 Chorus
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This song goes out to all the dreams who dont want to wake up Verse 1 It was a dream, everything was perfect I finally had my voice heard OHH it was perfect Didn't feel worthless , JP had a purpose I finally found a way that I could give the world a service Express my own views in a way people understand And help people proceed down the path of good I could speak real without people looking at me funny And rhyme for a reason other than getting money And everyone was listening the whole town was healing We had good jobs to now drug dealing we talked our problems there were now hard feelings no more shooting and no more stealing Every man had a women every women had a man and every child fely love cause they were part of the plan though i knew that i would wake and it would all be gone I still found my peice of heaven through dream in a song Chorus (Pierre Anthony) I had a dream last night I wished with all my might That is was real (It was all a dream) Verse 2 Sometime I wish that I could sleep forever Cause all the things in my dream are better I never lost friends over schemes for cheddar And my mom and dad still wanna be together No more family fueds over stuff that meant nothign I finally found away to quit the cigarette puffing Never did county time for illegal hustling so I never spent a night away from __________ And i wrote her an whole album full of love songs So if we ever had doubts my words would keep us strong I made a million dollars off of my love for her And i bought a million little thigns to comfort her We made a beautiful an artist and a poet I never heard this song, because I never wrote it I feel asleep when she said we gotta break up Cause real life sucks and I dont wanna wake up Chorus (Pierre Anthony) I had a dream last night I wished with all my might That is was real (It was all a dream) Bridge (Pierre Anthony) I had a dream last night I had a dream last night Verse 3 I had the perfect girl We were great for each other Perfect like we couldn't escape being lovers a love so true no way would it falter Our hearts filled with joy on out way to the alter We both said I do , I looked at my mom and cried And she gave her son away to most beautiful bride Soul mates joined in matrimony who could deny Had a honey moon in paris like i knew she would like it You and I together stay true till we die I had a star named after you in my sky She was the foundation the apple in my eye The cream in my coffee the sugar in my pie the angel that wiped that booger out my eye I never lost her and i never had to cry though i knew that i would wake and it would all be gone I still found my piece of heaven through a dream in a song . Chorus (Pierre Anthony) I had a dream last night I wished with all my might That is was real (It was all a dream) Bridge (Pierre Anthony) I had a dream last night I had a dream last night
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Days Go By 04:34
Verse 1 17 years young. Not a thing between my ears , dumb, Yup, Dum(b) Diddy Bumping 2 Pac , tell the law the come and get me Acting like a thug, my parents were fucking hippies That's 8 years ago and I know that it sounds trippy, But time flies by in a jiffy Now I'm 24, fully grown getting tipsy. Drinking too much, and I can feel it in my kidneys (Doesn't anybody have a fresh pair that they could give me ) I need to be alone so I can focus on my dream I mean it feels like I'm the dopest on the scene But supposedly, nobody is scoping it for me Gee I'm unseen, I unsigned. I need to unwind Take a hit of the weed, get some relief for my feeble mind. Like whats in store for us? Maybe we'll see in time. Maybe not, maybe the plan is to keep us blind. I feel like Fox Mulder, searching for the truth. Paranoid that I just saw a person on the roof Trying to snipe me out , why they fucking with Panich A mess. A depressed drunk schizophrenic Chorus Days they change But pain remains I've been feeling unstable Days they change but pain remains I'm just watching the days go by I'm just watching the days go by. Verse 2 Smoke a cigarette and take 6 minutes off my life Since the beginning of my life I've been living trife Paranoid out my mind watching Zeitgeist I don't know what to believe maybe I need Christ Man I just need a light Give me some fucking weed aight? Pull the wool over my eyes, I dont wanna see the light. I wish I didn't know shit, how to read or write. I would have took the red pill at the speed of light Time are changing, I'm insane, I need ... Some where comfortable to hide my brain. And let my soul fly away cause my minds in pain. Give me control of day. Help me find my way.... Through the builderberg, rockafella, loose change, propaganda, 2012 december, HAARP weapon, I surrender. Freed. Till I awoke from a dream. A year later, still broke, in HP Chorus Days they change But pain remains I've been feeling unstable Days they change but pain remains I'm just watching the days go by I'm just watching the days go by. Verse 3 They say the bad times make us who we truly are. The good times fly by us like a shooting star I try not to get involved with all the hoopla But it consumes me the same as it consumes yall. And I wish it was the other way around But the bullshit got me on my knees praying now But I ain't down even though I wish I could If I could just die now and go to heaven then I would Cause who am I to turn to? Who am I to trust in? Why good people always hurt so much, It sucks But its true, I need to adjust I Need to be relieved from the greed and the lust . I wish I could just fit in tag along and Make a whole cd full of happy songs But that would be wrong cause that ain't how I feel I cannot be any other way than real Cause this is how I deal with the pain that's instilled in my brain Days change but I still feel the same Give me the fortune and the thrills and the fame Still the same old JP, watching the days go....... Chorus Days they change But pain remains I've been feeling unstable Days they change but pain remains I'm just watching the days go by I'm just watching the days go by. Outro Bridge We getting high watching ( Days go by) Look to the skies watching ( Days go by) Hoping I fly watching ( Days go by) Waiting to die watching ( Days go By) Good bye
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Love Tap 03:37
Verse 1 Sorry I don't fit the mold. But I'm a bold individual Swollen ass testicles, Skull of an imbecile It don't show but I'm broken from head to toe Good vs evil got my soul in a figure four I'm so stressed cause I know I'm the best But there's a fucking traffic jam on the road to success I plow through it in a tank full of hatred Tank on E but I'm thankful I made it Wait a minute shit made it to what? not one of my hits got played in the club Rappers go to prison and they aint even thugs bet all them mother fuckers got raped in the butt Ill take a bullet for this rap shit I'm serious That's why I'm on stage all acting delirious And i don't care if you fagots are hearing this Ill spit a fucking verse that will shatter the pyramids Chorus Wait a minute Verse 2 All you lame ass tame ass average ass rappers just aint in my weight class you cracker ass crackers I cant help it I'm a savage ass bastard but i gotta set the bar I aint having that wack shit Black rappers you can get it too Its up to you but you really should respect a dude You cant tell me that my flow aint respectable that's why I'm on this track and Im showing my testicles Damn, these cats are so unprofessional Trying to plant seeds but I aint growing no vegetables these dudes are 30 , still trying to blow Ships done sailed dont you know you should let it go Your fucking microphones got rust on it this shit is getting old like the fucking Dubphonix What up Detroit I told you I got this And I dont need a beat from Black Milk or Eddie Logix Chorus Wait a minute Verse 3 This aint a diss track its a love tap Warning all you bitch ass rappers to get the fuck back And if you get pissed then make a comeback Next month your gonna be dangling from my nutsack You wanna build we can build , but it looks like you wanna keep the real shit concealed Don't wanna build then its time to compete Lets find out who's got the hottest rhymes in the streets Who's got the grimiest beats ? And the best music videos out of the D Who's Making more moves Who's turning more heads Who's paying more dues WHo's earning more bread Who's hot on they grind Who's out of they mind Who's bout to get signed Who's Optimus Prime I AM I'm dropping this time aint none of y'all mother fuckers stopping my shine Chorus Wait a minute
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Chorus ( Brandon Mylenek) Said I'm smiling on the outside But I'm screaming on the inside Tightrope walking, wind just blew by Yes Im dangling on a thin line Momma's callin saying goodbye Guess this time I'm on on the dark side Mountains crumbling as i walk by Waiting for my time to get mine Verse 1 Im starving like my marvin ran out They cut the bridge card now I pray to the stars with my hand out Running down the street with my ass out In the snow for a video till I pass out The things the day brings And just to pay rent we gotta do slave things At B Dubs scrubbing floors, shaking wings Hot BBQ , Blazing Wings, Asain Zings. I feel like a Caribbean Jerk Im 26 still having trouble getting to work. I thought I had some shit in the works But I forgot it cost money just to get your shit heard Word ? Im talking Bernstein money Dope man money, not Burger King money Plus this fast foods hurting me plently Bout to run up on em show em that murder aint funny CHorus ( Brandon Mylenek) Said I'm smiling on the outside But I'M screaming on the inside Tightrope walking wind just blew by Yes Im dangling by a thin line Momma's callin saying good by Guess this time im on on the dark side Mountains crumbling as i walk by Waiting for my time to get mine Verse 2 In detroit everybody and there momma raps Kind of makes me wanna put my momma on a track GO (My MOM) Im Jps mom I run a day care My sons a fool He gives me grey hair By his cd so he stops bugging me Facebook.com Jp from the Hp (me) Thanks mom your check in the mail Now by my cd and save the rest for my bail My struggles so comical It keeps me sane while I juggle the impossible My sanity's as fragile as a taco shell And everyones an enemy of me as far as I can tell I do a show and everybody yells BRAVO!!! 5 hours later I'm back at the Del Taco Whats up vato, Wake up and smell the nachos Feelign like a loser but my pops is hella proud though CHorus ( Brandon Mylenek) Said I'm smiling on the outside But I'M screaming on the inside Tightrope walking wind just blew by Yes Im dangling by a thin line Momma's callin saying good by Guess this time im on on the dark side Mountains crumbling as i walk by Waiting for my time to get mine Bridge If I stick the needle in your arm to inject you with the real shit You wont feel a thing When I stick that needle in your vein to inject you with the real shit You wont feel a thing Fuck no Yall Wont feel a thing You WOnt Feel a thing When I stick that needle in your vein to inject you with the real shit Verse 3 They say the nail that stick out gets hammered No wonder Why Im always fucking drunk Always runner up, Local press wont show no love And my friends tell me to shut up But Im about to nut up Real detroit I got the best shit period WHo had a better video? Come on are you serious ? Im just curious as how the fuck I get heard Doing what I can but still crawling like an inch worm Calling all these interns PLay my fucking shit now Write a fucking column about how the fuck I get down Tell em all Im lyrical, Tell em all I'm dope Tell em all Im Obi Wan Kenobi's only hope What up Metro Times? Im hip with the Times I spit retro rhymes and I'm pissed all the time Im just a poor dude saying shit I can afford to Cause pretty soon you wont ignore me but ill ignore you Bridge Do DO do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Bridge If I stick the needle in your arm to inject you with the real shit You wont feel a thing When I stick that needle in your vein to inject you with the real shit You wont feel a thing Fuck no Yall Wont feel a thing You Wont Feel a thing When I stick that needle in your vein to inject you with the real shit
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Verse 1 Dont want no stripper girl Dont want no prostitute I wanna real girl One that dont fuck for loot I wanna clasy chick not no nasty chick One that respects a good dude that dont have to trick I want her tasteful I want her faithful I want a real real girl not no fake hoe I want her paid yo But not no stage hoe And she dont need a pull to generate her bank roll She likes that hip hop Not that strip hop She always reminds me that my shits hot And shes a smart lady Yup, a college lady She's gonna be a teacher and spread her knowledge maybe Shes got a plan in life We could be man and wife Yellow, drown Puerto rican or black or white If she aint actin right, she'd gotta dust it off. And try again some other time cause she she was coming soft CHorus Hey Bitch how ya doing ? Hey Bitch how ya doing ? Hey Bitch how ya doing ? Bitch I dont want you Hey hoe how ya doing ? Hey hoe how ya doing ? Hey hoe how ya doing ? Hoe I dont want you Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe Bitch I dont want you Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch Hoe I dont want you Verse 2 Oh come on stop it girl You know you rock my world Although I probably just confused to shit out ya girl So I apologize, Casue baby your my prize And I cant stand to see ya hanging with those other guys Cuase Im a real man, You want a real man? I'm not your meal plan but girl Ill make ya feel grand And we cant take it slow Or we can get to business , I cant stay with ya or forget ya babay , when we finished But Id rather stay with ya , and just lay with ya and eat food and watch movies all day with ya You got me mezmorized ,by your your girl powers You do deserve the flowers, baby the world is ours Because you aint a hoe , and baby this I know So I would like to get to know ya better here we go I think that we can grow, we got a lot in common If I catch ya bumpin someone else then we gotta problem CHorus Hey Bitch how ya doing ? Hey Bitch how ya doing ? Hey Bitch how ya doing ? Bitch I dont want you Hey hoe how ya doing ? Hey hoe how ya doing ? Hey hoe how ya doing ? Hoe I dont want you Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe Bitch I dont want you Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch Hoe I dont want you Verse 3 Now when I first met her she was classy she was stunning She was actually so flashy that I could see her coming She was blinding she was frightning , But she made me take a liking to her I pursued her knowing she was going to be the one Im wifing My heart was jumping , it was thumping in my chest So i wondered over to her , I was stunned and I confess that if i had a chance to love her than that love would be the best But I was blind because my eyes were on her buns and on her breast and on her eyes and on here thighs and on a ton of freaky sex I dont imagined everything Im think what could we do next and i expected it to work i gave her trust until the end but then she said lets take a break and started fucking all my friends im think what the fuck is up what a connundrum we are in just when you think you got it made you dont know whats around the bend And after all the stuff shes done , she wants to come to you again ? get out of here , dont want to bitch dont want no slut as my girlfriend CHorus Hey Bitch how ya doing ? Hey Bitch how ya doing ? Hey Bitch how ya doing ? Bitch I dont want you Hey hoe how ya doing ? Hey hoe how ya doing ? Hey hoe how ya doing ? Hoe I dont want you Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe Bitch I dont want you Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch Hoe I dont want you
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Chorus Joe Average I can treat you like a star I put that on everything Put you in a brand new fancy car Show you the finer things But I know just what you are you wanna do those things you do So much for me and you ( It's true) I can treat you like a hoe I put that on everything Cause I've seen you kind before Don't you have better things... To do (To do) (To do) (To do) I know just what to do with you. One more fuck and we are through Verse 1 Joe Average I dont make thug music I dont dont make love music I make drunk music for sluts that fuck to it Baby I be notice you notciing that im fly And ive been watching you the whole time cant even lie and got no lines , baby boo so dont be shy Get right to the point , theres onlyone thing on my mind My oh my rarely i land something so fly but if we aint talking bout fucking dont waste my time oh .. you didint know that i didint want to get to know ya ? ohh and you believed those nice things that i told ya? yo All I wanna do it indecently exposed to ya and show ya that i got a boner the size of Florida Thats how it is and I dont mean to move fast .. But Ive been seducted and hypnotized by that ass Just hope in the whip and dont be asking me for cash Ill hit the brake so hard ill give thatass some whiplash Cause lately I be wishing upon a star .. that one day I will be fucking you in my car Until then I will be treating you like ahoe Thats J-O-E and thats average so know you know Yo Chorus Joe Average I can treat you like a star I put that on everything Put you in a brand new fancy car Show you the finer things But I know just what you are you wanna do those things you do So much for me and you ( It's true) I can treat you like a hoe I put that on everything Cause I've seen you kind before Don't you have better things... To do (To do) (To do) (To do) I know just what to do with you. One more fuck and we are through Verse 2 Lets the games girl lets get into some OOO EEE OOOO Your'e my number one groupy booo Lets cut that boo shit and get into some new shit My homies coming over lets see if you can take two dicks You claim to be a freak well baby prove it Move it , and I aint callin you back if you spit Whose is this ? Jps put a stamp on it Thought i was in heaven when the pussy walls clamped on it She wanted me to hit raw dawg , well dag gonnit .. You can have a baby hoe but I aint going half on it But if you wanna give I aint gonna pass on it I aint spending cash on it Let me run a tab on it The bitch started catching feeling so I had to bounce Then my homie BG hit her with the ass to mouth Whats that about hoee? What are you so sad about ? Gotta go gotta go more cash to count .. Im out .. Chorus Joe Average I can treat you like a star I put that on everything Put you in a brand new fancy car Show you the finer things But I know just what you are you wanna do those things you do So much for me and you ( It's true) I can treat you like a hoe I put that on everything Cause I've seen you kind before Don't you have better things... To do (To do) (To do) (To do) I know just what to do with you. One more fuck and we are through
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Verse 1 (Bread Beats ) All that people know is shit that they hear other people say I need to say I work away and sleep away the days away So why is not hard to see we're just part of a database And humans are computers who get reprogrammed from day to day I hate to say it , but its not really hard to brainwash kids and make sure that no matter what they keep up with the latest trends It seems like i I cant take a step without seeing advertisements And people see a product and they feel like they should worship it WHEN REALLY its amazing these products for which were paying And the fact that we're not paying attention to kids we're raising and People are so stupid they won't voluntarily listen and we've all become corrupt just like the monetary system see I Represent me , and evidentially residentially I lack potentially see Time is money and money means nothing Nowadays we gotta find something that means something Chorus So Do the robot, Do the Robot Everybody in the world do the robot Cause your a robot , so do the robot Bitch ass mother fucker so the robot Cause your a robot Do the robot Everybody in the world do the robot Do the robot cause your the robot Bitch ass mother fucker do the robot Verse 2 (Jp from the Hp Lets bring the robot back like it never even left Everyday cliche with my robot raps We Know not facts , Just perform odd tasks Running all day doing what your program asks You wake up and alarm, stretch and yawn now you're at your job working for decepticon and truthfully , the world love to treat ya stupidly thats why the government will never tell the truth to me I used be positive , I Used to be do a lot of shit Now i'm in this pile of shit choking on this oxygen Life's nothing but zeros and ones Democrats and republicans , Villains and nuns A bunch of robots is what we've become . Past 60 some years something's keeping us dumb Were nothing like the apes were supposedly from your cant play your X Box without opposable thumbs Hope that struck a chord .. get it ? Next time your fucking bored Google earth your city bet it looks like a motherboard So what was the twin towers ? Do the robot and fight for what's ours Chorus So Do the robot, Do the Robot Everybody in the world do the robot Cause your a robot , so do the robot Bitch ass mother fucker so the robot Cause your a robot Do the robot Everybody in the world do the robot Do the robot cause your the robot Bitch ass mother fucker do the robot Bridge (Bread Beats ) Only thing you dont pay for is air to breath Life aint nothing but fares and fees Only thing you dont pay for is air to breath Life aint nothing but fares and fees
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Verse One This mother fucking guy, he wants to sell me dreams And tell me things I wanna hear ot boostmy self esteem His says my shit is dope, I sense his jealousy He's reaching for mny throat everytime i go to sleep They say Im parnoid, I saw IM well aware Im well aware of the things your say when Im not there .. I act like I dont care Inside im plotting back My defenses are up , Im waiting for attack I let you in my circle , gave you a chance to breath But your to damn naive to see that you cant be me Im seeing past your pleas m, YOur dooing nasty deeds Your trying to fuck myshit up worse then master p I helped you just because , and your just ungrateful I hate to tell you thatIhate you , But I fucking hate you The fucking shit he does .. Just to geta buzz I got a question for you go ahead and spit it cuz, Chorus Joe Average WHy you wanna fucking over Im so sick of being fucked over Why you wanna fuck over . I dont think you wanna fuck me over The whole world is trying to fuck me over and i just wanna live my life without being fucked over Verse 2 (Benjamin Miles) Ayo I never felt lucky my distrust for these fucks is rooted in the numerous humans who tried to fuck me Past or present in the future i expect it So my shoulders stay tenser than a vietnam veterans And thats that real madicine Feel the negative like im writing in brail lettering Im to the point that Ill impale any gentlemen who gives off the impression that hes trying to get the best of ben Cut by them doubts so Im guessing im a pessimest Looking down the whole and i cant even see the depths of it keep getting fucked I just wanted to be celebate and they refused to stop but i keep fucking yelling IM like a victim in the basement scared shitless I hear the villans heavy breathuing in the distance Liars mooches theives and the bitches they all wanna fuck me till im broke down and limping Chorus Joe Average WHy you wanna fucking over Im so sick of being fucked over Why you wanna fuck over . I dont think you wanna fuck me over The whole world is trying to fuck me over and i just wanna live my life without being fucked over Verse 3 These innercity dumb dumbs and suburbian crum bumbs are trying to raise hell like they dont know where I come from If someone tries to fuck me over once more Ima drop one one ton of trauma on em blunt force Just come forth show ya color unveil your covers quitting fronting like you are my brohter , cause I aint sucka IM fully free of that , homie youaint seeing that last dude that tried to fuck me overs where the (shhhhhhh) you wanna reinact my resilence is dwarfing your miniscule attempts to fuck me over bitch por favor Please excuse my french fucka I got more in store for ya Ima demonstrate the art of war for ya I aint a whore so why you trying to stick to me I try to live in peace but dramas addicted to me Lifea a bitch that just swallowed by dick and blew Im still trying to figure out why they insist on screwing me Chorus Joe Average WHy you wanna fucking over Im so sick of being fucked over Why you wanna fuck over . I dont think you wanna fuck me over The whole world is trying to fuck me over and i just wanna live my life without being fucked over
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Jp from the Hp If these shoes could talk, yeah these shoes do talk with the toungue hanging out Im done bangin gout tracks and no getting paid for it As I blaze up the butt of a Newport I wish I had a cigarette I need to quit5 them cigarettes But I wish I had a cigarette I need to get some nicorette (Bread Beats) And fuck an emcee Bread Im a emcee broke Like doom , I got the henny but no cop of cherry coke\ and i got cup full of pennies and trunk full of cans Put a shot of that henny in the glass in my hand I wish I had some hennessey Im sick of drinking ltd No money for that Hennessey So Im just drinking Ltd Im sick of drinking Ltd Ay this is where I was born and raised Where on cold ass days I feel worn and daised' I feel torn away, like a torn out page I dont wanna see my life get thrown away I see hell freeze over, like every single year this cities hell come winter time its cold around here And yeah so it seems like a sewing machine that nobody can dream its just to cold to sleep Yes its cold in this city but this city is in me And you are where you live , man whereever your living ANd im in line at the store with no smoke or no plans and bag with five dollars worth of cans in my hand In a honda accord , I cant even afford to put gas in my tank with the money that I make I making minimum wage Im working minimal days rememebr back in the days man we used to get blzed (Jp from the Hp) Yeah I raised in hp Its crazy Shady ass crackheads pawning off tv's broke ass jps pawining off cds got the same ol bums hanging at mickey d's Got the same police crashing house parties same judge giving out probabtion and fees same slutty ass bitches popping out babies same young ass kids bugging off zannies Same old shit man everywhere I go My car broke down man can I get a tow I tell everyone that Im leaving soon But ill get hyomesick when I leave the womb cause the people hear make me warm inside They bring me up when Im down and restore my pride They always remind me that theres more to life than getting money cause you I cant afford the ice Cause we all come from practically nothing people fake like there balleres mbut we no thatthere fronting but dont worry though when i blow IM cop some rims for all my friends and get em rooms at the la cassa inn One of these days , one these days One of these days , one these days I*m gonna buy the la casa inn and give free rent to all of my friends I*m gonna buy the la casa inn and give free rent to all of my friends One of these days , one these days One of these days , one these days I*m gonna buy the la casa inn and give free rent to all of my friends I*m gonna buy the la casa inn and give free rent to all of my friends
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Verse 1 Jp from the Hp If I could put in a couple words Id say hell yeah and let the beat ride Vibe with me everybody ride with me through the heart of my city Kind of trippy like a high hippy everybody drink the Kool-Aid and die with me Psyche kidding you dont have to do my bidding , Id have to say though the flow you know is kind of getting A little more tight fitting yup I'm shitting They're telling me to hurry up because the times ticking But hojnestly Im content with how Im living Mind drifting through the astral plane Trying to make it so you all will never have no pain and when I die just be tere when i pass the flame ANd everyybody in the building yo IM glad yeah came This moments so magical Life sux but it dont have to be sad ya know Im from the place where airs bad for health , and we dont have money so friends equal wqealth And if you make it out well that depends on yourself just know that you always got a friends on the shelf ay Hit me up , you have to be fake look , and if my phones cut , we can chat it up on facebook yeah homies we dont play off that5 e and j adderal extacy and the weed and yay and when im feeling bored i can call my homies petro party so hard No ride but he'll scome get you wheever Up in shamrocks creaming big blue for ever Whatever punk dont push me , dont make me have George yelda suck yo pussy Every single night is fucking Christmas time glossy eyed goose bumps and i spit this rhyme I dont know if its the love of the drugs , But when Its all said and done I can cuddle with my dove Rest in Peace Ryan Dunne He died having fun , I feel like my life's just begun Chorus (Joe Average and friends ) Friends, the ones that you When time high or low Dont it feel good to have friends When your alone , pick up the phone Call me up cause we all friends Pass me a beer pass me a smoke , we all in the same boat as Friends Doesn't it feel good to have friends Petro See i dont mind a general acquaintance but hanging with my friends always seems to be the greatest fake coke , fake weed and a little bit of mushrooms I love my friends to death hand ill even build there tombs I think if them like my own king tuts I think they all love me back aww shucks When im feeling down feel feeling blue my friends got my back when we making sounds staying true my friends on the track
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Chorus (Joe Average) Everyday Im hustling , Money aint a thang Number one song after number one song And you cant knock the hustle and you cant knock the game cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed And a damn thang changed Money aint a thang Number one song after number one song And you cant knock the hustle and you cant knock the game cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed And a damn thang changed Verse 1 We get money and spend it on a bunch of dumb shit we dont need starving children in Africa we dont feed Hold up poppa dont preach' Im trying work this gram into an oz Hopefully the po-po dont slow creep up on me while im sleeping lock me up and throw away the key whats wrong with the world when money means everything were in a recession getting by by any means I take a look in the streets hustlers and dope fiends Pimps and hoes strip clubs still getting green The devils selling us dreams with money making schemes Were trying to buy happiness, as if it wasnt free as if it wasnt free ? naw man that wasnt me like Id spread a good message yall would make fun of me I hope they choke on a dolla billa in fron of me while im dropping keynotes at the casino GO (Joe AVerage) Everyday Im hustling , Money aint a thang Number one song after number one song And you cant knock the huste and you cant kknock the game cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed And a damn thang changed Money aint a thang Number one song after number one song And you cant knock the hustle and you cant knock the game cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed And a damn thang changed Verse 2 We get money, Im so paid Everyone with 26's on the escalade will yall been stunting like your daddy since the second grade im in a busted up caddy hoping for better days Hoping i get a raise , children are ducking strays From superthugs on the block dumping from aks all over bank rolls , yup im talking cash flow if you aint getting that dough then your an asshole I know im gon get rich but i wish that i could hit fast fowards and blow past the broke parts and get my bad hoes gimme my grammy awards and platinum plaques yo 'touring the whole globe dsoing packed shows 8 million dollar homes , popping my collar holmes ,. no more living with momma im out here on my own Im on the charts now .. and my numbers strong I went from bummy man to money man with one song it goes (Joe AVerage) Everyday Im hustling , Money aint a thang Number one song after number one song And you cant knock the huste and you cant kknock the game cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed And a damn thang changed Money aint a thang Number one song after number one song And you cant knock the hustle and you cant knock the game cause cash still rules aint a damn thang changed And a damn thang changed
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This is my letter im writing to you I hope your doing good but im feeling kind of blue Im trying to get my shit straight im trying to get on track But every step i take its like a take two I swear there aint nothing to do in this city except get drunk with the crew thats why i need to get away cause i don't have control of my day I swear there's something , that's wrong with my mind it keeps me from succeeding it keeps me behind what should I do What should I do ? You should wake the fuck up smell the damn roses Its a beautiful world, full of emotions mountains and oceans , swim to the other side Climb to the top and swallow the potion From the womb to the moon, think about that I said womb to the moon man hows we do that Snap out of the system your more than a digit your more than a consumer, your more than a statistic But you don't even know that's all you think that you are 'you think your an outfit you think your a car you think with your dick so you drink at the bar at you wink at that chick and she thinks your a star but that kind of loving wont get you that far as soon as you need her that when shell depart ' you had no idea it could hit you that hard now every drink every drug is a stitch in your heart awww Take a shot of the liquor get away from my problems quicker give me a hit of the weed indeed that's all i need in this life in this life Hello good friend, thanks for the advice I feel a little better and yove been real nice Im trying to get right i think im almost there .. But when shit goes wrong im just not prepared.. I swear there aint nothing for me except WI , 360, and playstation 3 Thats why I dont need to get away ,cause I can just play my games They say to get out and try to have That shit is easier said than done , when your depressed When your depressed Now once upon a time I was down and out I would hang my head walk around the town and pout Then one day it hit me right in the kidneys Drive through at Wendy's ,I had an epiphany Never again will i let them get me down, Ill do find with the friends ive found I feel so loved , I found my identity A brand new day full of peace and serenity peace to my love ones peace to my enemies smoke a peace pip and feast on the energy take another shot , pour another cup start a fist fight and go throw up Im so confused man what should i do I gave up writing all these letters to you all your bullshit advice wont get me know where . Take a shot of the liquor get away from my problems quicker give me a hit of the weed indeed thats all i need in this life in this life Id rather get high and play halo in my chair yeaaah I swear there aint nothing to do in this city except get drunk with the crew thats why i need to get away cause i dont have control of my day I swear there's something , thats wrong with my mind it keeps me from succeeding it keeps me behind what shoud I do What should I do ? Take a shot of the liquor get away from my problems quicker give me a hit of the weed indeed thats all i need in this life in this life Id rather get high and play halo in my chair yeaaah
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Verse 1 Been in the game for 10 years making rap tunes Since guaranteed was wilin' out smacking dudes silver spoon living was never a reality but we made the most to avoid being a causality young buck though i grew up gradually Lost for first love Ohh my god what a trgedy popped alot of pills to dissolve all the agony , pouring moonshine in her strawberry daiquiri well well , somethings they just had to be going through hell helped develop the man in my no father figure just a couple quick fixes who hoes us out again for a couple quick fixes My sisters kids got it worse though i gotta be there flame so there hearts dont turn cold and look im sorry if its personal but personally this is my song in my verse yo ANd im a spill my soul accordingly thanks to all the friends and my family who supported me And if I die dont cry it was supposed to Just raise a big glass up in the sky and have a toast for me cause Chorus (Angelica Moross) We're Just fine And we dont need much from you Cause we done mean much to you Just know that we;re just fine And we done need much from you Together well make it though Verse 2 Just us on a quest for justice got my gun powder and my musket BLAOW remember Chris miller stole my pac cd ? now the years 2012 downloads are free december 21st spaceships for me but before that we gotta make history escape misery slay the industry pull our swords out and deflate the enemy cause we aint going out like that , not when a couple thousands got my back same hustle same dream same pain together is the only way for us to maintain and girl i love you i will never run away im not giving up we will be together one day bright eyes no lies just love fly away with me up into the sky my dove cause Chorus (Angelica Moross) We're Just fine And we dont need much from you Cause we done mean much to you Just know that we;re just fine And we done need much from you Together well make it though Verse 3 Here we are in our beautiful fortress people outside throwing rocks holding torches but im prepared i aint scared of them vultures they just wanna ruin what we have cause its gorgeous and now i know what i have to do keep my mind straight keep a positive attitude keep all your crap from me i aint asking you im not alive im not dead im just passing though dont let the bullshit stack up and tower keep the right people in your life that empower the human mind is all powerful but negativity can chew you up and devour you just look at me i used to hate now your listening to jp from the hp follow me from the womg to the moon sucka free 3d smoking aces coming soon and Chorus (Angelica Moross) We're Just fine And we dont need much from you Cause we done mean much to you Just know that werre just fine And we done need much from you Together well make it though

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