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lyrics

Verse 1

Dont want no stripper girl
Dont want no prostitute
I wanna real girl
One that dont fuck for loot
I wanna clasy chick
not no nasty chick
One that respects a good dude that dont have to trick
I want her tasteful
I want her faithful
I want a real real girl not no fake hoe
I want her paid yo
But not no stage hoe
And she dont need a pull to generate her bank roll
She likes that hip hop
Not that strip hop
She always reminds me that my shits hot
And shes a smart lady
Yup, a college lady
She's gonna be a teacher and spread her knowledge maybe
Shes got a plan in life
We could be man and wife
Yellow, drown Puerto rican or black or white
If she aint actin right, she'd gotta dust it off.
And try again some other time cause she she was coming soft

CHorus

Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Bitch I dont want you
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hoe I dont want you
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Bitch I dont want you
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Hoe I dont want you

Verse 2

Oh come on stop it girl
You know you rock my world
Although I probably just confused to shit out ya girl
So I apologize, Casue baby your my prize
And I cant stand to see ya hanging with those other guys
Cuase Im a real man, You want a real man?
I'm not your meal plan but girl Ill make ya feel grand
And we cant take it slow
Or we can get to business ,
I cant stay with ya or forget ya babay , when we finished
But Id rather stay with ya , and just lay with ya
and eat food and watch movies all day with ya
You got me mezmorized ,by your your girl powers
You do deserve the flowers, baby the world is ours
Because you aint a hoe , and baby this I know
So I would like to get to know ya better here we go
I think that we can grow, we got a lot in common
If I catch ya bumpin someone else then we gotta problem


CHorus

Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Bitch I dont want you
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hoe I dont want you
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Bitch I dont want you
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Hoe I dont want you

Verse 3

Now when I first met her she was classy she was stunning
She was actually so flashy that I could see her coming
She was blinding she was frightning , But she made me take a liking to her
I pursued her knowing she was going to be the one Im wifing
My heart was jumping , it was thumping in my chest
So i wondered over to her , I was stunned and I confess
that if i had a chance to love her than that love would be the best
But I was blind because my eyes were on her buns and on her breast
and on her eyes and on here thighs and on a ton of freaky sex
I dont imagined everything Im think what could we do next
and i expected it to work i gave her trust until the end
but then she said lets take a break and started fucking all my friends
im think what the fuck is up what a connundrum we are in
just when you think you got it made you dont know whats around the bend
And after all the stuff shes done , she wants to come to you again ?
get out of here , dont want to bitch dont want no slut as my girlfriend

CHorus

Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Hey Bitch how ya doing ?
Bitch I dont want you
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hey hoe how ya doing ?
Hoe I dont want you
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Dont want know bitch, Dont want no Hoe
Bitch I dont want you
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Dont want no hoe , Dont want no bitch
Hoe I dont want you

credits

from My Asteroid Wants to Kill Your Planet, released March 4, 2013
Written by Jp from the Hp
Beat my Jp from the Hp
Recorded by Styron Batchelor at LABCABINROYALOAK STUDIOS
Mixed by Jp from the Hp
Mastered by Eddie Logix

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