My Asteroid

from My Asteroid Wants to Kill Your Planet by Jp from the Hp

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lyrics

Verse 1

Stupid people make me nuts
Thats the number one thing said by stupid people
Stu[id people make the world go round
Just like stupid songs make ya girl go down
Stupid things are the coolest the coolest.
Inteligence is just foolish foolish
Give me a cigarette put me in a hummer
Hook me up with a kilo I'll bang all summer
Let me dumb it down a little
Being bad is so good girl, let ya pussy trickle
Trickle down like reagonomics
If i cant sell cd's im slanging chronic
I once knew a dude names Haley's Comet
He never showed up and it made me vomit
Juice and Gin let the games begin
Satan aint ready for the flame i spit
Last cd I said Bang my shit
This cd is a little different
My asteroid wants to kill your planet
were made at the world and were gonna handle it
Kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick
Kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick

Verse 2

My best friend remains incognito
He kills whitesm asains, arabics, and negroes.
Dont try to be a hero
Because your chances of bringing him down are zero
Call it armegeddon no affleck or willis
no aerosmith song , no box office tickets
no happy endings , death is certain
if he lands in Iraq in the sandy surface
Its massive earthqaukes and global shockwaves
AND DONT THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR UNDERGROUND CAVES
put your ak's away and run for the hills
my buddy's invincible whoya gonna kill?
someone had to call him im the man to do it
expect tidal waves if he lands in fluid
learn to swim learn to fly,
Ive been waiting all my life for you germs to die

Verse 3

Its a nasty filthy, dirty world
And my Asteroid, My asteroids a real clean guy
Turn the dirty world to a burnt bean pie
Suffocate on the ashes that make up the sky
its a global catastophe , wake up and die
curl and cry and ask god why
put a crater in russia, the size of america
survivors kill each other in the rise of hysteria
nobodys safe not even the president
from outer space all u can see is the remnants
no good food not neya clean water
you picked a bad tie to raise ya son and a daughter
sky turns black and the sun gets hotter
interstate highwqays run with lava
kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick
Kiss my ass and suck my dick hope my asteroid comes right quick

credits

from My Asteroid Wants to Kill Your Planet, released March 4, 2013
Beat by Jp from the Hp, Mike Shortt
Written and produced by Jp from the Hp
Cuts by Scav D
Recorded at Lab Cabin Studios, Royal Oak
Mixed at Wotter Lettis Studios in Ferndale, MI by John Panich
Mastered by Eddie Logix