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lyrics
Chorus
Joe Average
I can treat you like a star
I put that on everything
Put you in a brand new fancy car
Show you the finer things
But I know just what you are
you wanna do those things you do
So much for me and you ( It's true)
I can treat you like a hoe
I put that on everything
Cause I've seen you kind before
Don't you have better things...
To do (To do) (To do) (To do)
I know just what to do with you.
One more fuck and we are through
Verse 1
Joe Average
I dont make thug music I dont dont make love music
I make drunk music for sluts that fuck to it
Baby I be notice you notciing that im fly
And ive been watching you the whole time cant even lie
and got no lines , baby boo so dont be shy
Get right to the point , theres onlyone thing on my mind
My oh my rarely i land something so fly
but if we aint talking bout fucking dont waste my time
oh .. you didint know that i didint want to get to know ya ? ohh
and you believed those nice things that i told ya? yo
All I wanna do it indecently exposed to ya and show ya
that i got a boner the size of Florida
Thats how it is and I dont mean to move fast ..
But Ive been seducted and hypnotized by that ass
Just hope in the whip and dont be asking me for cash
Ill hit the brake so hard ill give thatass some whiplash
Cause lately I be wishing upon a star ..
that one day I will be fucking you in my car
Until then I will be treating you like ahoe
Thats J-O-E and thats average so know you know Yo
Chorus
Joe Average
I can treat you like a star
I put that on everything
Put you in a brand new fancy car
Show you the finer things
But I know just what you are
you wanna do those things you do
So much for me and you ( It's true)
I can treat you like a hoe
I put that on everything
Cause I've seen you kind before
Don't you have better things...
To do (To do) (To do) (To do)
I know just what to do with you.
One more fuck and we are through
Verse 2
Lets the games girl lets get into some OOO EEE OOOO
Your'e my number one groupy booo
Lets cut that boo shit and get into some new shit
My homies coming over lets see if you can take two dicks
You claim to be a freak well baby prove it
Move it , and I aint callin you back if you spit
Whose is this ? Jps put a stamp on it
Thought i was in heaven when the pussy walls clamped on it
She wanted me to hit raw dawg , well dag gonnit ..
You can have a baby hoe but I aint going half on it
But if you wanna give I aint gonna pass on it
I aint spending cash on it
Let me run a tab on it
The bitch started catching feeling so I had to bounce
Then my homie BG hit her with the ass to mouth
Whats that about hoee? What are you so sad about ?
Gotta go gotta go more cash to count .. Im out ..
Chorus
Joe Average
I can treat you like a star
I put that on everything
Put you in a brand new fancy car
Show you the finer things
But I know just what you are
you wanna do those things you do
So much for me and you ( It's true)
I can treat you like a hoe
I put that on everything
Cause I've seen you kind before
Don't you have better things...
To do (To do) (To do) (To do)
I know just what to do with you.
One more fuck and we are through
credits
from My Asteroid Wants to Kill Your Planet,
released March 4, 2013
Produced by Jp From the Hp
Beat by Jp from the Hp
Written BY Jp from the Hp and Joe Average
Recorded by Jp from the Hp and The OMAM Headquarters
Mixed by Jp from the Hp
Mastered by Eddie Logix
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